child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..

(Source: ligianunesf, via laughcentre)